My biggest regret is leading on a really good friend when he confessed how much he loved me. I thought that if I gave it a chance I’d learn to care about him in the same way. I ended up breaking his heart. He’ll probably never forgive me. And I don’t deserve for him too. Our friendship is over and I’ll miss him so much.
“Question. What kind of bear is best?” “That’s a ridiculous question.” “False. Black bear.” “Well, that’s debatable. There are basically two schools of thought…” “Bears eat beets. Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica.” “Bears do not… what is going on? What are you doing?” “Last week I was in a drugstore, and I saw these glasses for $4.00. And it only cost me $7.00 to recreate the rest of the ensemble. And that is a grand total of $11.00.” “You know what? Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, so I thank you.” “Identity theft is not a joke, Jim! Millions of families suffer every year!”
it seriously annoys me when people post stuff with that acronym.
half of the time, the situation he/she is in isn’t even that bad. sure, it may be inconvenient, but chances are, there’s someone else out there whose quality of life is much, much worse.
be happy you have what you have, and stop seeming like an inconsiderate, spoiled brat. life could be worse at any moment. (and this need not apply solely to ‘FML’ statements) so please, do others a favor and stfu. don’t take those common luxuries for granted.